There is one and only one Easter candy that matters...that's the Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. You can keep all of the Cadbury Eggs you want. Take the Jelly Beans. Give me the RPBE.
In a perfect world, I get to do an Easter egg hunt by myself and every single egg is filled with Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. If anyone wants to make this happen in their yard let me know and I'd be happy to come romp around in the mud.